Goodmorning houseplants. yes, it's wakeup time :).
I feel... so sick. that was 3 drunken days in a row away from home. i loved it. as a matter of fact, each day was with a different group of friends. But last night was the worst. i downed 3/4 of a 1125mL bottle of Jim Beam in under an hour. THAT screwed me up. The best part is that it wasn't even MY beam! some guy bought it for me! :D im not sure why. I wish i could have kept it as a trophy bottle, but i gave the dood the last 1/4 that was left. lol. i dont think he expected me to drink as much as i did ^_^
And then after alll that, i came home today, still partially drunk and completely sick, only to discover that i had to mulch the front and back yard! Now my hands and feet stink of poo from the mulch, and its making me feel sicker.
I also have to pack all my junk for this trip thing. we're leaving tomorrow and i have not yet started! I also have all this music to burn, and no blank CD's.
i have used my amazing psychic powers for evil. I helped andrew to win $78 from his original $25. for some reason, i just knew what was coming up, in the roulette, and i was ALWAYS right! its crazy! :D He rekons he's gonna drag me along next time again, so i can help him to win more! lol. the only reason i helped him that time was cos he was addicted to it, and was just losing money. I refuse to gamble, so i was kinda bored. and he promised we would leave when he made back the money he lost. once i helped him do that, he promised he would leave when he got up to $78. so i helped him to that too. so we finally left at like 4:30am.
oh and the watermelon DID have magical powers, it was constantly coming up on the money wheel! see? even in my drunken madness i made an accurate prediction!
I will try and write a few entries while im away on this holiday thingo. although i might be busy eating crabs. but probably not, cos i dont like crabs. in either case, i will... yeah try and update it every now and again, and read what my global army of worshipful organ containers have to write.
Happy easter superman. love from squeethelordandmasterofal lthattastesliketunaorgarl ic
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eat the squilen! its tenticals go out to you. AND SO DOES THIS POKER! >:(
There's a whale there's a whale there's a whale fish he cried! and the whale was in full viewwwwwww! whale fish whale fish whale fish whale fish whale fish... helllllllooooooo my faithful tiny little 3blogslaves of doom! and welcome to my happy drunkeness :D i TOLD you it was coming and come ity did.
I am tfrully sorry for the sever lacking of updates but i was being of drunken and not of computering. i have not been home for like 2 days. and i have just stopped in home, for a few hours to ... clean myself. and then im off again to the csasino for the4 spending of more of my currency. ITS WATERMELON! argue with me not young carrot i eat cardboard! witness my carboard eating. and ...w hat? no. i bet on watermelon at the cass. i swear the watermelon has magical powers, it will win me more currency :) ... if i get a single grammer complaint i will eat your heady.
iu got the sickest new music! its.. um... odd musdic i looooooooove being listening to the fish music. BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
if the cucumber sandwhiches fly off the turntable, you have set it to the wrong speed. in which case you and your guests will be eating much faster than usual.
im so sick of peanuts in chocolate. i have had like 8 big blockxz of peanut filled chocolate in the last week.
hrmmmmm.... the guys are gonna abbeee here very soon to pick me up, its almost midnight. then were off again...
oh i went in a street parade it was very cool. but there were many of tiny vomit children. one was hopping like a frog. i took photo's. i will provide said photo's to your worswhipfull eyes soon when i get them back. and there was a balloon. it was white.
pigs make the most god awful noise. i was under the SEVERLY FALSE impression they went "oink oink" but we were next to a bus of them at the stop lights and it turns out that they infact make more of a "SCHREEEEAAAAAARRRRCKKKK! " noise. think a hoard of demons from the pits of hell. and they press their gigantic pig testicle sacks against the bars and it squishes everywhere. and they stink to beat hell. i used to want a pet pig before... but no longeR!
i take my leave now i hear car doors! :D
wakey wakey EGGS AND BAKEY
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if i were a hideous fish-man i would wear a big top hat.
Okay, usually i wouldnt share these internet test result thingo's with my tiny blogslaves, because i know how pointless and boring it is to read other people's test scores; however, i found that this one represented me oddly well. so i thought i would chuck it online and force my minions to read it. .... ...READ IT!!!
I really should not be writing here, i went into my last exam and wrote crap that a year 9 would have been embarrassed to own up to. And now i have another one tomorrow. This course is far too boring to be possibly considered mentally healthy.
Why does no one understand the difficulty in trying to study something so boring! my eyes go all funny and i cant read it!
On a lighter note, i intend to get very drunk tomorrow night, and hopefully pass out in a street somewhere. i dont know how it is going to happen, or where it is going to happen, but as soon as these exams are over (tomorrow afternoon) i will be filled with the MIGHTY NEED to be completely paralytic due to my overconsumption of alcohol. i am looking forward to it greatly. by the way kiddies alcohol is bad.
I would have liked to have done an actually interesting blog post, but i have had 2 hours sleep in the last 2 days, (im still awake from yesturday) and it looks like im gonna be doin another all nighter tonight. yay. My brain is just so worn out from all this.... remembering, that i can barely hold a decent conversation. if someone insulted me, i think my usually witty retorts will be replaced with: "....fuck you"
anyway im going to end this literary embodiment of the very definition of procrastination with ..uuuurgh. just some random picture i drew a while ago. see? this post is just bursting with effort!
- squee Hrmm.... all those tablets and coca-cola are making my hands shake... thats disturbing.
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This llama fetus has sickened me! FETCH ME THE BUCKET!!
i am truly sorry my faithful blogslaves but i will be unable to update the mindless concentration of eeeevil self promoting agitprop that is this blog, for a few days due to my exams.
Don't get me wrong, its not that i am actually studying, that would just be sensible seeing as i need to pass these exams in order to transfer to the uni and course i actually want. instead i am procrastinating, eating very slowly, holding staring contests with the wall, and other equally exciting activities. i have come to the conclusion that it is impossible to study for these exams. the course content is just too boring. it is not humanly possible to force your body to site and read it. personally i just fall asleep.
But the guilt is too high when i try and post to this blog, when i know tha i am damning myself to a future of McEmployment. So in the end, i can't study because it is too boring, but i can't update this thing either, because i feel too guilty. so in the end, i think im going to become disturbingly familar with the wall infront of me for the next few days. untill the exams are completed, and i have been successfully unsucessful in my attempt to pass any one of them.
The way i see it, this is a test of faith. I am putting my life on the hopes of devine intervention. im not exactly picky, i mean if during my exam an 8 armed elephant god appears to me and gives me the answers, i'll go with it, really. so any deities out there reading this, i just want you to know that i am religiously open, so dont feel rejected. whoever helps me out here gets my unsurpassed devoted worship! untill these exams are finished anyway. then next exams i might have another faith auction.
im not sure what picture i'm gonna upload for this one... well on the theme of deities and exams, how bout a lil shaman guy. he's kinda fat off all those llama fetus's those shaman's are widely known to eat. The weird thing is they dont make me fat? but then again i've had to cut down on my llama fetus intake recently due to my alergic reaction of uncontrolled vomitting.
what the hell am i typing about. anyway, yeah. shaman. okay farewell for the time being. enjoy my SHAMAN OF DOOM! or Herb as i like to call him. i only put in a piece of him, cos the rest aint finished really, and i dont think i will ever be bothered finishing it :P
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Still alive, the prince hatches a scheme as the children play with their squid
GREETINGS to all you lovely sacks of meat and hair that i will probably never have the pleasure of encountering.
Okay, since i just typed out a really neat, witty, and brilliant introductory post, and then it all just became deleted for no particular reason, i will make Intro Post v2.0 short and bitter.
My name is squee, i am going to be your new bloglord. worship me how you like, i accept offerings ranging from units of currency, to watermelons. as long as i dont have to pay for postage. i used to have a blog on M-Blog, its still there, for a while i think, so if you desperately need to know more about me, then that would be a good place to go.
But seeing as they want money from me, and i am unable to afford a new jar of minced garlic at the moment, i had to abandon them for this larger community of potential blogslaves.
I am currently holding enrollments to become a minion in my army ...OF DOOM! we're gonna take over the world ya know. All you need to do to become a member is read my blog, and worship my awesome self. its not hard really.
Anyway, i now go to eat frozen spaghetti bolognaise, and possibly study. i bid you farewell, for now. ... buahAHAHAHA *cough* ha. ..... ..ha. ...bye.
